Jokes

6) Laughter Corner

***At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." *** A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

A Pastor that had just been posted to a new parish went visiting all parishioners in the neighborhood. All went well as he was able to meet every parishioner in their homes until he got to the house of one person whose door was firmly shut.

Wondering what was the matter, he decided to drop a note with a verse of the scripture - Revelation 3:20 which reads - behold I stand at the door and knock, if any man hear my voice and open the door, i will come in to him and sup with him and he with me.

Then he left.

On returning back, he checked at the parishioner's place again and found aother note where he had dropped his before with this scripture - Genesis 3:10 which reads - And he said, i heard thy voice in the garden and i was afraid because i was naked and i hid myself.

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